Squirrel of the Month
The Stranger
As you tumble to the ground
Pick me up on your way down.
- Charlie Walker
This is what we know about her:
She uses the alias, Stranger.
We also know that she LOVES squirrels
and is on several secret squirrels lists.
She has single-handedly saved many
squirrel lives through her rehabilitation
efforts over the years.
A strong supporter of Stockton Dupres
and the Kentucky Branch of the
Squirrel Enforcement Army.
It is widely known that she and her
affiliates have financed many of
his bloody campaigns.
We, here at the Global Squirrel Network,
commend her loyalty while questioning her sanity.
We received the following E-mail from her after
reporting the recent drowning of the rebel squirrel leader
at the hands of a sinister suburbanite:
"You've got me in the depths of depression
and dissolved into tears I'm going to have nightmares for YEARS!!!
How COULD you!!! This one should have a warning at the top....
my blood is running ice cold with this image.
Why this? Why now? WHAT is going on with you..?
Talk to me before I hop a plane for Colorado."
We are making none of this up!
The full article, responsible for sending her over the edge,
can be read by clicking on the following link.
Click Here
As you can see by the photo, she's not going to be
hopping any planes for a while.
At least, not until we have a chance
to resurrect Stockton Dupres
In the mean time, bail nuts can be sent to:
Send Nuts
Accomplices include:
Lady Pooh D'Etat, an Eastern Grey of unknown origins
and Scooter the Southern Flyer, a native of Charleston, SC,
who are still at large.
Previous Honorees
August 2001
April/July 2001
Jan/March 2001
Nov/Dec 2000
Sept/Oct 2000
August 2000
June/July 2000
May 2000
March/April 2000
February 2000
January 2000
December'99
November'99
October'99
September'99
August'99
July'99
May/Jun '99
Mar/Apr '99
Jan/Feb '99
Nov/Dec '98
