Ex-White House Squirrel Arrested

A former Lafayette Park squirrel is in a New York City jail
Today for allegedly stalking George Stephanopoulos.
Elle, 2, was arrested Friday for criminal contempt for allegedly
violating a court order to stay away from the former White House aide
who now works for ABC-TV.
Stephanopoulos claimed he met Elle at Lafayette Park, across from the white House in June of last year.
"I was having lunch in the park one day and saw this squirrel staring at me
about 3 feet away so I through her a piece of my sandwich."he said.
"After that day, my life was never the same. She is everywhere!"

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