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Squirrels solicit money while pretending to be Rosie O'Donnell Scouts
Some squirrels have reportedly been going around town pretending they're scouts for the Rosie O'Donnell show.
That's kind of quaint at first blush, but they're also asking for cash to insure a private chat with the gun hating, squirrel-despising, talk show host. "Of course, they will spend it on nuts." Said one unidentified officer.
Police received two calls Monday from residents who said squirrels came to their door offering front row seats and a private visit with O'Donnell after a taping of one of her shows. The price of such a visit? $25.00 cash only!
Police requests that if any pseudo-Scouts approach your door and ask for money, call them immediately.
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