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Government officials jumped the gun by announcing to the press earlier today, that Stockton Dupres, Leader of the Kentucky Branch of the Squirrel Enforcement army had been captured.
The SEA headquarters near Frankfort Kentucky was ambushed by Agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms early this morning and the compound was burned to the ground. Casualties were suffered on both sides but the elusive Dupres escaped to fight another day.
Janet Reno has condemned the use of violence by the ATF, charging that it was premature and that Dupres was not given an opportunity to surrender before the compound was bombed. "He has made a laughing stock of us and all renegade squirrels in the country will want to join up with him now."

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