For those who are too cowardly to fall upon their own blade, there is the alternative:
(squirrel haters anonymous)
"ONE NUT AT A TIME"
My own way of thinking often deceives me. I can see but a little way. When I realize that people are learning to solve their squirrel problems in over 28,000 SHA groups all over the world, wouldn't I be punishing myself needlessly to reject this wonderful way of life?
If you are a Christian misoscuirusigist, you should know that the bible condemns your unclean hatred and offers inspiration for you to embrace.
'I HAVE HATED THE CONGREGATION OF EVIL DOERS ; AND WILL NOT SIT WITH THE WICKED'. PSALMS 26:5
And there it is as plain as day. A misoscuirusigist must forsake all of their squirrel hating buddies or they are clearly doomed. Let the word be the great abductor, separating them from the obsessive hatred which has consumed their soul.
The following guidelines will help keep a misoscuirusigist from doing further harm until they are in a better state of mind or dead. They should read them carefully and follow them closely.