Squirrel of the Month

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We don't know his real name and it is probably for the best.
But he calls himself,

Lord of the Squirrels

We here at the Global Squirrel Network felt obligated to look into his claims.

Our scouts did not know what to expect . . . An outcast? A delusional character sitting outside in his underwear, feeding the squirrels? The bane of his neighborhood, the talk of the local social services dept., a self-medicating, harmless eccentric? And was he simply pretending to love the squirrels in order to lure them to his roasting pan?
What we discovered was disturbing and yet, somehow . . . Enlightening.

In squirrel legend, it is said that he was crucified by a homeowner's association for feeding the squirrels. But in three days time, he was back, throwing peanuts with wild abandon!
Now, he wanders the park, whistling and calling the squirrels to him. One squirrel, he calls by name.
Little Mama.
He has a website devoted to Little Mama and
He is a revered member of a secret society known only as the "Squirrel List"

We, here at the Global Squirrel Network have concluded that he probably is

'Lord of the Squirrels'


Click Here
To visit his website, dedicated to 'Little Mama.'

Lord of the Squirrels,
His eyes about to close,
Settles on his airbed
About to take his doze.

He dreams of Little Mama
And how it's going to be
When he visits her again
With her sitting on his knee.

Lord of the Squirrels

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