Co-Squirrel of the Month
George W. Bush and Al Gore
There are only two
emotions in the market -
hope and fear
Jesse Livermore
We, here at the Global Squirrel Network,
were just unable to decide on one or the
other of our Presidential Candidates as
Squirrel of the Month.
We have been waiting, along with the
rest of the world, to see which one of them
would walk away with the biggest nut in the world.
Alas . . .
We finally decided that both,
Al Gore and George W. Bush,
deserve the dubious title of Squirrel of the Month.
No squirrel has ever worked harder to secure
such a wondrous cache of delicious nuts
as has these two rich, southern, white guys.
Every squirrel knows that it is the end that matters . . .
regardless of the means.
There are only two
emotions in the market -
hope and fear
Jesse LivermoreWe, here at the Global Squirrel Network,
were just unable to decide on one or the
other of our Presidential Candidates as
Squirrel of the Month.
We have been waiting, along with the
rest of the world, to see which one of them
would walk away with the biggest nut in the world.
Alas . . .
We finally decided that both,
Al Gore and George W. Bush,
deserve the dubious title of Squirrel of the Month.
No squirrel has ever worked harder to secure
such a wondrous cache of delicious nuts
as has these two rich, southern, white guys.
Every squirrel knows that it is the end that matters . . .
regardless of the means.
Previous Honorees
Sept/Oct 2000
August 2000
June/July 2000
May 2000
March/April 2000
February 2000
January 2000
December'99
November'99
October'99
September'99
August'99
July'99
May/Jun '99
Mar/Apr '99
Jan/Feb '99
Nov/Dec '98
