What men commonly
call their fate
is mostly their own foolishness

-- Arthur Schopenhauer

Squirrel Enforcement Army Experimenting
with New Fund Raising Techniques!

With his Presidential Pardon,
rebel squirrel leader, Stockton Dupres
is experimenting with legal fundraising.

Sources close to the Kentucky branch of the S.E.A.
say that Dupres is looking at legal, kinder and gentler
ways of raising capital for the nut strapped army
and selling flowers may be the answer.

Critics charge that it is just a cover
and that Dupres is simply trying to lull
the new administration into thinking
that he is no longer a threat to the region.

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