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Information obtained from the Federal Bureau of Investigation

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Stockton Dupres


UNLAWFUL FLIGHT TO AVOID CONFINEMENT, ESCAPE, MURDER OF 73 U.S. Squirrel Hunters in Kentucky, US fugitive Eric Rudolph and X-Russian President Boris Yeltsin.



Stockton Dupres, who is being sought as a prison escapee, was at the time of his escape sitting on death row awaiting execution. He is believed to be armed with acorn grenades and a charismatic personality. He may be under the influence of peanut oil.

CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND AN ESCAPE RISK.

Last seen living in a hobo camp near Lexington, KY

If you have any information concerning this squirrel, please contact your local FBI office or the nearest U.S. Embassy or Consulate.
He is considered a career terrorist and master of assumed identities, specializes in the burglary of birdfeeders.

Aliases: S.D., Stocky, Nut-dude and Frenchie.

Occupation(s):Self-employed civil disobedience advisor, propagandist, bomb expert, terrorist and panhandler.



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