CRIME STOPPERS


Most Wanted Squirrels in Colorado

Colorado Crime Stoppers is asking for the public's help in finding these squirrels for whom felony arrest warrants have been issued.

Wanted:



Arturo

Age 3, is described as a male grey squirrel with medium build, 6 inches tall, 1.6 pounds, with grey and white fur and brown eyes. He is being sought for attempted first-degree murder over 3 acorns. Arturo should be considered armed (with a bad attitude) and dangerous.



Seth

Age 4, is described as a hardened park squirrel, 5 inches tall, 2 pounds, with rusty/grey fur and brown eyes. He is being sought for failure to appear on the original charge of breaking and entering (a birdfeeder)and criminal mischief (harrassing song birds).



Babbette

Age 1, is described as a female grey squirrel, 6 inches tall, 1.2 pounds, with grey fur and hazel eyes. She also uses the name 'Zelda Zee' and is being sought for failure to appear on original charges of possession of a schedule II controlled substance (peanut oil), menacing (a poodle), first-degree criminal trespass, third-degree burglary and theft by receiving.



Velcro


Age 2, is described as regular park squirrel, 5.5 inches tall, 2.1 pounds, with rusty fur and brown eyes. She is being sought for failure to appear on original charges of possession/sale of a schedule I/II controlled substance (100% peanut oil), criminal impersonation, forgery (?) and theft (of a half-eaten chocolate bar).



Steve


Age 4, is described as a grey male, 5 inches tall, 1.5 pounds, with graying brown fur and brown eyes. He is being sought for failure to comply on original charges of second-degree criminal mischief, conspiracy, distribution of peanut oil cut with condensed espresso and possession of a schedule II controlled substance (100% pure peanut oil).



Rudolfo

Age 2, is described as a male fox squirrel, 6 inches tall, 2 pounds, with grizzled fur and black eyes. He is being sought by warrant for failure to appear on original charges of first-degree assault on a pest control professional, possession of a schedule II controlled substance and violation of bail bond conditions.


If you have information regarding these fugitives, call Crime Stoppers immediately. You do not have to give your name, and you could earn a reward of up to 50 peanuts for information given to Crime Stoppers.



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