The best way
to make your
dreams come true
is to wake up.

- Paul Valery

Janet Reno caught breaking into
Stockton Dupres' Summer Compound!

Authorities were summoned to the summer headquarters
of rebel squirrel leader, Stockton Dupres yesterday after
neighbors reported seeing an intruder.
When the local Sheriff arrived, he found the former
Attorney General rummaging through Dupres' personal nut stash.

When confronted, Reno gave her name as Mrs. Dupres
and said she was just tidying up.
She was taken into custody and later released
on her own recognizance.

When informed of the break-in,
Dupres' only comment was, "This is very, very sad."

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