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Boris Yeltsin Found Dead
Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin was found dead in an unidentified area of rural Kentucky today. A squirrel-hunting license was taped to his chest.
Authorities were unaware of Yeltsin's presence in Kentucky and were caught off guard when his body was reported found by local fishermen.
Apparently, after stepping down from his presidency, he wanted to relax and be incognito for awhile. Sources report that he was advised to go squirrel hunting.
FBI agents immediately recognized the work of escaped death row squirrel, Stockton Dupres. Dupres uses unique acorn bombs thrown from branches to mutilate his victims.
It is believed that Yeltsin's fatal encounter with Dupres took place sometime Thursday eve.
Dupres remains at large and people are being advised to forget about squirrel hunting until he is safely behind bars. The body of suspected bomber, Eric Rudolph was found last week and that murder has been attributed to Dupres as well.
Read about Rudolph's murder
Read About Dupres' daring escape
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