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Thrust in thy sickle, and reap:
For the time has come for thee to reap;
For the harvest of the earth is ripe.

- Revelation 14:15

Acorn-Shaped 'Bomblet'
at Rocky Flats Blamed on
Squirrel Enforcement Army

Denver, Colorado-Rocky Mountain Arsenal officials have canceled all
tours of the wildlife refuge
this weekend because of a sarin-filled acorn-shaped "bomblet"
found there earlier this week.
Officials said the bomb is so volatile that it can't be moved
and will have to be detonated on site,
but they said there is no danger to the public.

The information did little to appease some
angry residents who say they weren't notified
immediately after the bomblet was discovered.
"It has been common knowledge over the last
year that Rocky Flats is the training ground for the
Kentucky branch of the Squirrel Enforcement Army."
Said one homeowner who has lived in the area for 25 years.

The FBI recently received photos of rebel squirrel leader,
Stockton Dupres' elite mutant battalion
undergoing training at the site.

The 6-inch-diameter, acorn-shaped bomblet,
is designed to be dropped
among 170 to 175 similar bomblets in a
cluster bomb - it would have emitted
gas for 900 to 2,500 feet had it detonated on its own.
Bomblets can contain up to 1.3 pounds of sarin,
a dangerous chemical agent manufactured
in the 1940s and 1950s.

The question everyone is asking is "Where are the other bomblets?"
"It seems clear," said one official, "That this bomblet was part of a
large cluster and was accidentally left behind."

Fort Knox, Kentucky has been put on alert in the event that the
bombs have become part of Dupres' arsenal in his war with the
squirrel hunters in that region.

According to a study released earlier this year by the Pentagon,
veterans who fought in the Persian Gulf War were exposed to
low levels of sarin, which Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was known
to have in his arsenal. Those Gulf War veterans
suffered brain damage as a result of exposure.

Squirrel Enforcement supporters denounce the
new allegations as paranoid rumor.
"Dupres does not have to enforce brain damage
on squirrel hunters, as it already exists in abundance."

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