NUT SIZE BY 581%!!!

Give them the gift that will be remembered
long after the gift-wrap has
been turned into confetti.

Give them Big Nuts!

NO Gimmick........REAL SCIENCE!

New scientific break through has now created a revolutionary
herbal tonic that is guaranteed to increase the size of your
walnuts, pecans and hickory nuts by almost 600%
in just a few short weeks!

This amazing new product works by simply
sprinkling the blend on your nuts every day...

Increase their size by almost 600%!

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Try this Amazing tonic for 30-days
and if after 30-days you do not experience
a huge increase in the size of your nuts
simply throw it away.


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