Squirrel of the Month
Gregg Bassett
Remember me as you pass by.
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so you must be.
Prepare for death and follow me.
Epitaph - Author unknown
Some say, he once had a life of his own . . . But we sincerely doubt it.
Some have even insinuated that he used to prefer the company of BIRDS to squirrels! (Snicker).
And there are those well meaning but misinformed gibberers who believe that
he was, at one time, able to get through a day WITHOUT talking to a squirrel.
We, here at the Global Squirrel Network, laugh at fate when we think of Gregg Bassett.
We scorn the lies and half-truths about his past when we consider the fact that he is now the biggest squirrel-slave on the planet.
Just look at him!
But before you laugh - remember one thing
It could happen to you, too.
Muahahahahahahahahaha. . .
Gregg Bassett is the President and founder of The Squirrel Lovers Club
Click here to visit
Remember me as you pass by.
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so you must be.
Prepare for death and follow me.
Epitaph - Author unknown Some say, he once had a life of his own . . . But we sincerely doubt it.
Some have even insinuated that he used to prefer the company of BIRDS to squirrels! (Snicker).
And there are those well meaning but misinformed gibberers who believe that he was, at one time, able to get through a day WITHOUT talking to a squirrel.
We, here at the Global Squirrel Network, laugh at fate when we think of Gregg Bassett.
We scorn the lies and half-truths about his past when we consider the fact that he is now the biggest squirrel-slave on the planet.
Just look at him!
But before you laugh - remember one thing
It could happen to you, too.
Muahahahahahahahahaha. . .
Gregg Bassett is the President and founder of The Squirrel Lovers Club
Click here to visit
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