Squirrel Action Figure Dropped
A major dept. store has
decided to drop its
"squirrel action figure"
from its Christmas catalog because of complaints that the toy
resembles members of the
'Squirrel Enforcement Army", a subversive group aimed to
overthrow world governments.
The poseable toy, dressed in
camouflage and bearing the
initials 'SEA' on its cap comes
with accessories such as a bomb,
TNT and several acorn grenades.
An unidentified company spokeswoman said
Tuesday the retailer decided to drop the toy
last week when officials realized it was
"an inappropriate item to have in our catalog."
All squirrel animation and photo alterations by b.kee(c)1999
Original photo (c)Gregg Elovich