I am become Death,
The shatterer of Worlds

-Hindu Spiritual

Stockton Dupres was thoroughly enjoying
the spectacle he had created in Kentucky.
Having turned hundreds of squirrel-hunters
into squirrels, they ran for their lives through the forests.
Cowering from the comrades they once hunted with.
Entire families of the changed men now welcomed Dupres
into their homes. For his own soldiers, in the likeness of the
chosen squirrel-hunters, headed those homes.

One evening he was sitting around the big screen TV with
a doomed hunter's family. The small mobile home was cramped
but full of good cheer as they threw back a few beers.
A breaking news story appeared that would set him back.
The live coverage filled him with dread as he watched.

The North Pole was under siege from Janet Reno!
She had gone to reclaim Dupres' insane self in person.

The elves put up little resistance as she barged into Santa's cottage.
Mrs. Claus offered the former Attorney General some cookies as
she searched frantically for the insane squirrel.

And finally, in a spare bedroom, in a forgotten closet full of
old Santa outfits, she found them.

To be continued . . .

If this makes no sense to you
And you want it to,
There is a link to Army of the Dead
inside where you can catch up.

While you're here, send or receive a disturbing,
yet free postcard!

You are nut number

The opinions expressed by Stockton Dupres do not
necessarily reflect the views of this website or its creator.

All squirrel animation and photo alterations by b.kee(c)1999
Original squirrel photo (c)Gregg Elovich

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