Life is either
a daring adventure,
or nothing.

- Helen Keller

Rebel squirrel leader, Stockton Dupres, had a new plan.
A brilliant, dastardly, foolproof plan!

After kidnapping Rudolph, he applied for the newly vacant position
of lead reindeer, and got it.
The nose was a prosthetic that anyone could wear and all the reindeer
used faerie dust in order to fly, so he was cool.

He quickly learned that Santa was easily victimized and controlling
the big elf would be like playing with silly-putty.
This is how he would reclaim his insane self from Janet Reno:
Simply go down the chimney with Santa and throw himself in the bag.
If Reno put up a fight, she would have to deal with the big guy.

And there was a bonus: He would be visiting the homes of known squirrel hunters.
And they would all receive 'special' gifts this year!

How had he not thought of this before?
It was the perfect plan and this would be the best Christmas everů

To be continued . . .

If this makes no sense to you
And you want it to,
There is a link to Army of the Dead
inside where you can catch up.

While you're here, send or receive a disturbing,
yet free postcard!

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The opinions expressed by Stockton Dupres do not
necessarily reflect the views of this website or its creator.

All squirrel animation and photo alterations by b.kee(c)1999
Original squirrel photo (c)Gregg Elovich

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