"Slaves are more easily controlled
if they are fat, happy & stupid?
Are you?
Are you sure? "

- Unknown

Stockton Dupres orders
soldiers to wear aluminum
foil brain protectors

Fearing that the government
is using mind control signals to monitor
and influence his army, the leader of
the Kentucky Branch of the
Squirrel Enforcement Army has
ordered all of his soldiers to
wear aluminum foil deflector
skull caps to protect their thoughts.

The headgear protects against incoming signals
and can also block most forms of brain scanning
and mind reading, keeping sensitive information
from being stolen. . . or worse.

Dupres believes that the government has been
using electromagnetic psychotronic mind control
on the squirrels since September, radically compromising
their efforts in the Kentucky war against squirrel hunters
who, no doubt, buy the acquired information
directly from the CIA.

He further asserts that the use of mind control,
programmed by and for the hunters, has been used
to set his army up in battles that the squirrels could not win.

Throughout Kentucky, aluminum foil has been disappearing
from grocery shelves and squirrels are seen rummaging
through trash bins looking for used foil to add to their stockpile.

To be continued . . .

If this makes no sense to you
And you want it to,
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Original squirrel photo (c)Gregg Elovich

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